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Percy went and launched a Mud Scud at work the dirty bastard
The opposite of a kush pack, the scud pack. Kept on one's persons when planning to smoke kush in a public setting like a club, in case the vultures come to prey on your personal kush. The scud pack consists of small joints rolled with nothing but one's undesired leftovers, namely large stems, seeds, etc. To be distributed as needed to those who may bother you for smoking skunk.
I keep a scud pack right on me to feed the vultures coming for my kush pack.
A phrase appended to the end of a semi-incoherent fast food order while in an altered state of mind. Spoken with an upward inflection as a question, its true meaning is usually unknown to both orderer and fast food worker.
Orderer: Yeah I'll take a girl stuff bacon burrtango, with bacon please, also a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and I'll have some bacon please. Widdly scuds?
Worker:widdly scuds?
Orderer......what?
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Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.
My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.
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adult mens magazine in scotland
aka nude book or jazz mag
gonnae no cum on ma scudbook it makes the pages stick the gether and a cannae read the interesting articles!!
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The action of extruding a massive turd that resembles a Scud Missile.
I was dropping scuds.
The dog down the street is always dropping scuds in my garden.
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Dog poop picked up in a plastic shopping bag. End of bag will be tied up then swung like a catapult and released, causing said shit scud to fly through the air.
Took the dog for a walk this morning, thing dropped the biggest poop in the park so i sent the shit scud into Mr Smith's yard! Never liked him anyway.