airport security

Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.

That joke's totally not racist; you can give anyone the airport security!

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Security Theater

"Security theater" is a term that describes security countermeasures intended to provide the feeling of improved security while doing little or nothing to actually improve security.

Enhanced pat downs are pure security theater. It won't detect detect a bomb jammed up someone's ass.

Security Council

Ahorjan, he is not a member of the security council… HE IS THE SECURITY COUNCIL!

I’m friends with Ahorjan.

Oh so you’re friends with the security council?

security hole

Microsoft's most prominent problem.

Microsoft has more security holes than a block of swiss cheese has normal holes.

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ball security

1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.

2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!

1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.

2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.

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security round

The round fired into the head to insure that a mark is truly dead.

I didn't need to fire a security round because I double-tapped Osama in the forehead.

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Security[piss]

To empty ones bladder when there may not be another chance for some time

Nora: Lets go to the next pub
Ced: It's a long way, I'd better go for a securitypiss

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