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Masterbating, Having some quality time with yourself
I was a bit bored so I caught up on the porno web and had a 'selfie'
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when someone, of vein stature, takes a picture of themselves and either: A- posts it on facebook, for no purpose or, B- masturbates to it in private/public.
Miss McBee hates when people post selfies of themselves on facebook, she already knows what you look like. 168 more pictures does not solidify the aesthetic value of who you are.
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The act of taking a 'selfie' but including one or more other people in your picture.
Pronounced: Self•iss
"That was a really nice cousin selfis you uploaded. I didn't know you had a fourth cousin."
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To use ones own reflection as a masturbatory aide.
A narcissistic act of self-abuse.
"I was so angry with the world I went home and had a selfy."
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the act of taking your own picture
Max took a selfie while in the toilet.
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When someone takes a picture of themselves and posts it on Facebook,Twitter,ect.
Girl:HELP LIFE ALERT!
Life Alert:What the fuck do you want u lil shit
Girl:CODY SIMPSON JUST POSTED A SELFIE I'M UNDER CARDIAC ARREST!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!
Life Alert:OMFG
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