The being of a shape,
IDK I am only doing this to prove that shapness is a word.
Shap Snap
The moment in a conversation when everything stops because it’s been so f*#%ed up that no one knows what’s going on anymore.
Also applies to repeated failed autocorrect attempts while texting.
“Ohhhh, shap snap! WTH just happened?!”
When you’re on holiday or about to go on holiday from the UK during COVID-19 and your destination is added to Grant Shapp’s quarantine list.
“Honey, we’ve been Shapped, you better ring your boss”
“Cancel the taxi, unpack the fucking suitcase, we’ve just been Shapped. What a clueless cunt!”
A South African term used express thanks, or suggest that all is well or in order.
A: Did you get the drinks?
B: Yes I'm bringing them now
A: Shap/Sharp
A loyal friend and protective friend, who would absolutely kill for those closest to them
I have never had a friend like him. He is such a Shap.