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Sheldon Cooper is one of the main characters of the TV-show The Big Bang Theory. He is extremely intelligent, but due to what appears to be Asperger's Syndrome, he is incapable of understanding other people and sarcasm. That said, he is probably the most hilarious character on TV right now. Although he would probalby look upon the tomfoolery of the show with haughty derision.
Leonard: How was Nebraska?
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
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Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
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Only word in their vocabulary is um
“What we doing today dr sheldon”
“Um”
Full name of Mr. Krabs' nemesis Plankton on "Spongebob Squarepants" who works at the Chum Bucket. He frequently tries to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, but also frequently fails. The closest he got to the recipe was the recently new epsiode entitled, "Plankton's Army" (Where his full name was also revealed).
Haha! Sheldon Plankton! What a funny name...
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the best character from the big bang theory
Cassie: sheldon cooper?
Deborah: what a babe
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A legal or binding agreement that describes a relationship between two or more entities, that takes into account every possible scenario or outcome, is extremely defined, articulate, diverse and all-encompassing, and provides clear consequences as a result of deviations from generally accepted guidelines, rules or methodologies.
Adam signed the Sheldon agreement, without reading the 200 page document, needed to buy a telephone.
Complete asshole. The one who will try and have sex with a freshman but gets rejected because he’s ugly and his name is Sheldon.
Oh he tried to fuck that one freshman his name must be Sheldon.
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The action of leaving your significant other after children with them and using them to get ahead in life. Sheldon Special also cn be used to describe a deadbeat father who resfuses to pay Child Support. See Sheldorado
Aunrey was a real bitch because she left me for a threesome so I gave her the Sheldon Special.