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1) Good Liquor
2) To lift up the toilet cover (behind where you sit, where the drain and stuff is linked by the the cord or flush switch) and to take a shit in it. Next the party usually puts the lid back on and the owner of the toilet will not realize what the horrible smell is until he investigates thoroughly
Me) Yo bartender! Hook it up with a martini with some top shelf liquor!
Bartender) You got it parter
Brando) Yo man Im going to topshelf that bitch!
Me) Yeah main, that girl is a ho
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To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.
I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.
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1. In refference to the publications located on said shelf.
2. Meaning good.
1.
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"
2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"
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Contrary to popular opinion, Top Shelf is actually a high-five maneuver, usually given as a command... Not to be confused with the low or mid versions of the "five"
Also synonymous with Fiver
"Dude, I can't believe your boinking that chick from behind while I'm pumpin her mouth, "Top Shelf dude!" *clap*
(this in turn creates the coveted H-Clap
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The highest quality that is usually only liquor. Usually the liquor is literally on the top shelf.
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aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop
you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit
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