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The school that looks like a prison on the outside and is probably the most ugliest school you will ever see. People never understand what good hygiene is or deodorant even though they took health freshman year so the inside of the school isn’t really pretty either. It’s where you’ll find your favorite soundcloud rappers with white trash dick riding bitches. These girls will post all over social media of how much they “hate white people” and then go eat dinner with their preppy family. Fights happen almost every other day but we love a good fight no cap. The tea on the other hand can go from girls running away to hooking up with different guys in the school bathrooms. Meanwhile the teachers dont really care what you do unless it effects their paycheck. We have some of the biggest bullshiters who like to “flex” and show off their “ice” that was most likely purchased for $20 at party city. We’re probably the least interesting school of District 218 but that’s because we really just all mind our own business and stay in our little cliques. In conclusion real recognize real and 1% of the population is actually decent but the rest just lame asf.
Random: Why does it spell like Alan B. Shepard ?
Shepard Kid: Damn it I forgot to put on deo for my b.o
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Commander Joe Shepard is Joe Mama as Commander Shepard. Joe is a silly goose that likes sand and Mass Effect.
Woah, that guy is a silly goose- he HAS to be Commander Joe Shepard.
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Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, besides that theres the smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u,fuck mr kane that nigga gave me a 3 hour,
Alan b shepard:
You got any nic?
Nah
You tryna skip?
Nah
That old gay nigga mr kane gave me a 3 hour
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The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.
1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.
2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"
3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.
4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed
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The girl who stays sober and keeps all of her friends together at the bar or a party. Usually the one who will step in and cock block you the second you start getting somewhere.
A girls night out shepard is like a Marine...she won’t leave anyone behind.
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Decent school if you exclude all the nicotined addicted kids in the bathrooms, huddled up in the disability stall (6-10 kids), or the annoyigly loud thot ass females in the halls or cafeteria who are loud for no apparent reason and just stop their little gossip wall in the middle of the halls blocking people from getting class,(No Debra, I dont care about you and your friends body count, let me get to chemistry class) or the fights that happens almost everyday (entertaining at the least) like yeah, I get that she was being racist and got her ass beat by two latinias but cmon, let me get to class with out a crowd blocking the way to the class i gotta go. But the best part of it all is that i get to see paul's chill ass and him giving me fist bumps and high fives (love ya paul). Who's Josh?
*kid shaking in bathroom* "aye bro, lemme get a hit of that, cmon bro i reeeeeally need it bro"
*Girl w/friends in hall way* "OMG jesse did you know if I can get a surgar daddy from Twitter, I wont have to work ever in my lif-, HEY JACKASS, WE'RE WALKING HERE"
*Dude just annoyed/stuck behind her posse* "Shut up hoe, you smell like uncooked crab left in the sun for weeks"
Thats how Alan B. Shepard High School works
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Inspired by the Bezos rocket; the male penis.
“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”
“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”