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The jew with a huge nose, breathing all our air, trying to tell everyone what to do; all the while being a FUCKING IDIOT.
Can be seen watching CNN and playing with coloring books.
Here we go, "Sheriff Wally" is calling me again. I wonder what he wants now.
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The act of pinching the taint of the gooch, AKA pinching the part between a woman's ass and vagina.
While I was doing Cindy doggy style I reached around and pinched her gooch(sheriffs patch).
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Toilet attendant with an attitude problem
Check out the Shitbox Sheriff thinking he's all that with his fake aftershave.
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When engaged in sexual intercourse with a partner, when one is about to climax they yell “in the sheriff in this town!” And proceeds to deliver 6 final thrust in quick succession leading to ejaculation/climax.
When she asked who was the in charge while having sex, I performed the Saucy Sheriff
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When a woman puts a man in spread-eagled (five-point) suspension bondage and titty-fucks him.
Brendon wasn't really into that girl, but then she gave him a sheriff's badge, and he fell in love!
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A shit sheriff is a janitor that hangs out in the bathroom while you're dropping a load, usually a really explosive load that splatters the bowl and sometimes gets on the back of the seat. The shit sheriff goes directly in behind you armed with a bowl brush and a grimace.
I wish the shit sheriff would stop standing outside the stall listening to my anal explosion.
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When a girl tries to give you a hand job but sucks at it, causing your dick to chafe and look like a sunburn sheriff
Yo, i thought i would get laid but all i got was a sunburnt sheriff
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