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A small town between Sacramento and Lake Tahoe. We have recently upgraded to a THIRD Liquor Store. We have car dealerships, Churches, Stores, a Highschool, and not much else. Although the Weed is good. -_-
Lets go to Shingle Springs and get lit.
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Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.
Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.
The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.
Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.
The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
The result of a sexual rendezvous on a rooftop; usually affecting the naked bum of the person spending the most time on the bottom. Symptoms include redness, sore cheeks and limited movement. Treatment includes massage and consumption of alcohol. You may want to go back up on the roof and take 2, but remain on top; therefore evening up the score. Now you both are shingle-assed.
we roof-hung last night and I rode him like a mechanical bull... he got shingle ass for sure!
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Hamburger meat with sauce on toasted bread (something like a Sloppy Joe's but not in a bun--but on white toast). Quite distinct from foreskins on toast which is creamed chipped beef. Nautical term.
I prefer shit on a shingle to foreskins on toast.
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a redneck term used for the dish chipped beef on toast!
1. this is some cold shit on a shingle.
2. god hannah, sarah, katie, beth, and rachel won't stop eating my shit on a shingle.
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