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The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.
Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.
1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
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When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.
I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm
1) storm full of shit
2) to describe something as messy or convoluted
1) LOOK AT THAT SHITSTORM!!!
2) Your room is a shitstorm.
A phenomenon that commonly occurs when Dragonball Z fanboys engage in a debate pertaining to the strength of anime/manga characters.
-Fanboy: "omg goku pwnZ pre-crisis supeS while taking a shit omg lolz goku has limitless strength became GOD in GT he can rip the omnimultimegaverse with a fart"
-Dude A : "Faggot"
-Dude B : "shitstorm incoming"
When shit literally falls from the sky
Will: holy fuck there's shit everywhere
Bill: yeah, there was a shitstorm yesterday
when several bad things happen in a string. this could be because of each other they all happen or for different reasons
ayo how you doing ?
nah not good bro. complete shitstorm, actually my girlfriend broke up with me then i lost my weed then my cat pissed everywhere. not good bro.