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What you get if you have anal sex and your partner shits on your penis.
"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."
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when you take a shit and try to blow yourself
Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!
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An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.
Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!
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"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.
I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.
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Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.
"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "
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While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight
Alyssa: hey im gona poop
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me
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To have a bowel movement that is either the size or shape of a penis.
I shit a dick yesterday, and I feel fairly violated.
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