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Clown Shoelace

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

by El Tigre November 6, 2003

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


sexy shoelace

Another way of saying transient

Sara is one sexy shoelace!

by Dan201654845 October 3, 2006

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Shoelace Express

To walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.

Instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the Shoelace express.

by chipmunk 314 August 12, 2011

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Shoelace belt

Besides the extra pair of shoelaces that come with a new pair of shoes are used in those same shoes within the first month or so because shoelaces brake a lot when u skate.

Some skaters (including me) wear shoelace belts to have a replacement for the shoes.

by askurmama September 22, 2008

15πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Shoelace Belt

A pointless, meaningless, peice of shit preps use as belts because they think they're too cool for regular belts. They don't work, so why wear them at all? Because it's "ghetto."

Prep: I'm so ghetto with this shoelace belt.

Me: Get your head out of your ass. You're not ghetto. You live in a two story house, your middle class family pays the bills with ease, and you get whatever your fucking spoiled ass desires. Go and buy a real fucking belt and throw away your sad excuse for a fashion trend. Asshole.

Prep: It's cool though all my friends do it.

Me: All your friends are ignorant, self indugent pricks that will do anything to fit in.

by ShoelaceBeltsAreForQueers March 15, 2010

18πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž


shoelace belt

Using a shoelace as a belt ;in most cases your ethier lazy or wanting to be cool.

Skateboarders oftend have a pair of extra shoelaces,or shoe strings, that come with a new pair of shoes, therefore causeing them to have the need to be cool,causeing them to "rock" or wear a shoelace as a belt. in many cases "posers" also want to be cool, so they to try and "rock" shoelace belts, most times ending in failure.

by Connor Malto October 27, 2007

18πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


iron my shoelaces

A slang term for using the restroom.

Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.

by Glen Este November 22, 2016

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž