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compulsive shopper

Being unable to control your need to buy things

My friend is a compulsive shopper, he gets nothing but he buy anything.

by Nonamezs February 06, 2018


shopper's itch

the feeling you get while waiting for something you ordered online to ship to your house

Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.

by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014


shopper's trance

(aka retail trance) dazed, awkward maneuvers in a retail store

serious shopper's trance in Big Lots today...i was cut off twice...i bumped into a rack of wind-chimes.

by tess jr April 30, 2009


Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.

There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.

by Darth Johnny December 05, 2010


Optimistic Shopper

The opposite of a smart shopper. One who tends to spend their money frequently using their optimistic senses.

I buy a lot of different things because I am an optimistic shopper, and frankly I'm quite proud of it.

by Whatsup123 April 25, 2011


Phantom Shopper

A person who Bids, or agrees to Buy something, but never pays for or shows up to get the item.

Hey that's a nice xbox you have there. Ill buy if Friday if you will hold it for me.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.

by mattballew May 14, 2015


dick shopper

Hot single girl talking to several dudes at once.

Susan is single again so shes a dick shopper on Tinder and OK Cupid right now

by Ho Hopr April 24, 2019