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Simi

A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.

Simi is a fucking beast

by Bierke September 9, 2020


simi

name for the fugliest person you’ve ever seen, doesn’t shower and u can see the fumes coming off of her

person: ew gross what is that smell
friend: that’s simi

by chinchila October 25, 2023


simi

a sexy dancer who loves getting money and d*cks

simi suck my d-ck

by doja.doggy February 14, 2023


Simi

The guy that you're madly in love with.
He is super hot and nice.
The world doesn't deserve someone as amazing as a simi

Hey,have you met this incredible guy?he's a simi.

by Chayimushkibeepbeep January 26, 2021


Simi

Simi is a fat tom boy who is in love with rohaan

Simi:OMG ROHAAN IS SO CUTE
Rohaan:"eating chocolate

by Dhevrhe October 24, 2023


Simi

Books are like true friends

keep the good ones close to you Simi

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018


Simis

The blue chipmunk in Alvin and the chipmunks. His name is definitely not Simon.

"Alvin is the red chickmuck and simis is the blue chickmuck and the green one i cant remember his name no joke."

by Hapine person May 19, 2020