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A boy that uses girls and turns them to hoes in a lickidy split!
Maddie is a beautiful girl with a great personality. She is socially awkward, and has alot of problems that people don't know about. Everyone except her can see how goregous and funny and stunning she is, except her. She has trust issues but is a great person if you get to know her. She is a good girl with many struggles.
"Wow, look at how stunning that girl is." "That's Maddie Simmons."
The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"
"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."
"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."
"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
used to describe a basketball player afraid to play basketball
Take the layup! Don't pass it to another guy like Ben Simmons.
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arguably the worlds biggest sellout/whore/asshole.
people really need to stop watching shows with gene simmons in them
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the action of putting mentos and diet coke in either your ass or another person's ass
i'll richard simmons ur ass
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