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tom - " bel you singapore"
bel- " what tom so are you "
tom - " boy better know "
bel - " i knew you was gay ;) "
tom - " shut up your as single as me you lezbean "
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To expose your breast in an alluring manner while at a fine dining establishment
My wife Singapore’d me at the dinner table!
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A nanny state that is glorified by money-loving cowards.
Money can’t buy happiness. Unfortunately, people who glorify Singapore are too dumb to realize that.
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When you suck the menstrual fluid from a woman and spit it into her ass. She farts it onto your face, creating a silhouette of blood on the wall behind you. With ejaculate, you cum a face of semen on the image.
"Oh God, was there a murder?" "Nah, my girlfriend gave me a Singapore Sandblaster for our 6 month anniversary."
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The sexual act of having sex with three women who all oiled up in the same bed.
Dude! I set myself up for a singapore noodle with my girl and two of her friends next Friday.
this act is perfomred by taking a pvc pipe and inserting it into a woamns rectum. after the piping is sufficiently buried in her asshole, slide as many micromachine cars down the tube.
i gave this ho a singapore subway last night. she is not going to shit right for a month
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Warm lips, cool tongue. The Singapore Sting involves multi-tasking, by giving a blow job while keeping a strong breath mint, like an Altoid, in the corner of your mouth.
The receiver experiences a zen-like sensation, a yin and yang of sorts, as the warm lips of the giver contrasts with the strong, cooling, prickly feel of the mint. Hot and cold, suck on it then suck it off.
The Singapore Sting derives it's name from one of the world's most famous beverages, The Singapore Sling, coined at the internationally renowned Raffles Hotel in Singapore and enjoyed by celebrities and world-figures year round.
The act itself is based on a technique known popularly as the "air-con" and used by prostitutes in Singapore's red light districts.
Cheers to the Singapore Sting!
"Yo, Paul, it's a freaking hot and humid in Singapore today. Let's have a drink at the Long Bar at the Raffles and cool off with a Singapore Sling."
"No thanks Jeff, I'm going to head on down to Geylang and get my balls and dick cooled off with a Singapore Sting instead. Later!"
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