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A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.
Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.
A nautical double entendre referring to anal sex.
I think my girl wants the skeg in the mud tonight.
An expression used to get the attention of one of your mates.
“Ayo Skegs, come down the park later”
The art of moving to a destination by walking in a fast manner. Much like a power walk.
Let's get our skeg on so we get their quicker.
The volume of bottled beverage which exists below the seam of the plastic bottle. It is often used as a guide marker for if someone asks for "saves". Look at a two litre bottle of coke for instance, near the bottom there should be a circular seam, anything below that is the skegs of the bottle.
"Hey mate, could I have saves on your bottle of coke?"
"Sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours."
A little weasel of a human being. Just a little shit.
I hate him, that awful skeg
Part legend, part donny; a skeg isn't a person it's a lifestyle. In order to be a skeg, your first thought in the morning should be whos batty should I twonk me nash in today then.
Oi wacko, what's this about you skegging a bankstreet last night? Also ben's imbred.