ski

When a dude ejaculates after recieving oral sex (blow job)

yo, i skiid all over her face last night

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Skiing

A heterosexual snowsport, often involving laying fatties on the roy and afterbang. Variations can be slaying courses, jibbing the urban scene, hucking cliffs, and smurfing the pow in the backcountry.

**See note of homosexuality at -> snowboarding.**

"Dude, i feel really good when skiing, i have this awesome feeling of heterosexuality."

"Yesterday the pow was so fresh, the gnar called me and i went skiing."

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-ski

a prefix.

Shoved on the end of every word possible.

"Pam-ski"
"I'll give you a ring-ski"
"A new coat-ski"
"It's like a party on your tongue-ski"

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Ski

when a fuckboy thinks he has you but he doesn't know your done with his ass

Girl, did you ski that boy yet?

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Skis

Sniper rifle, or any form of long gun.

Dont mess with me because my shooters got the skis.

Skiing

When you have sex with a polish woman

Callum how many times have you gone skiing in the past two weeks

Skiing

One of the best SPORTS. EVER!
It’s hard.
But you know, skiing may be hard, but if you ski, consider yourself lucky to be able to learn a sport like this one.

Have fun.
Ski hard.

Angela: “I just went skiing last weekend.”
Shiloh: “Lucky, I can barely get down the mountain.”