Ski

1. a sport played on snow, sliding down a snowy hill on two long flat sticks.
2. to fuck

Ryan: I'm going to totally ski your mom tonight bro.

Ryan: The fuck position is the way you stand when you ski, and the motion you use to place your dick inside a vagina.

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ski

When a girl gives to guys a handjob at once with both of her hands.

"She skiid us both last night"

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Skiing

To snort two lines of cocaine at a time, one per nostril.

Dude i was skiing last night it was fuckin intense.

pt. Dude skied like 4 times last night... impressive as fuck!

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Skiing

A steezy sport were a dude hits up a slop on two skis and throw shit like rodeo 540's and cork 7's. Its also receives a lot of spit from pussyfucks (snowboarders) even tho we can throw way more than they can...

Dawg Jossi's Sessioning some gnarly shit is pretty fuckin steezy Skiing...oooo ouch and that boarder just got fucked up by that skiier.....ouch!

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ski

When a dude ejaculates after recieving oral sex (blow job)

yo, i skiid all over her face last night

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Skiing

A heterosexual snowsport, often involving laying fatties on the roy and afterbang. Variations can be slaying courses, jibbing the urban scene, hucking cliffs, and smurfing the pow in the backcountry.

**See note of homosexuality at -> snowboarding.**

"Dude, i feel really good when skiing, i have this awesome feeling of heterosexuality."

"Yesterday the pow was so fresh, the gnar called me and i went skiing."

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-ski

a prefix.

Shoved on the end of every word possible.

"Pam-ski"
"I'll give you a ring-ski"
"A new coat-ski"
"It's like a party on your tongue-ski"

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