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when one, after being unsatisfied after sex, breaks the leg of his partner while she is in a vulnerable "position" and pushes her off the bed.
Tyler:Dude what happened to that chick at the gym you were talking to...she broke her leg
Drew:We hooked up last night and I gave her the one-legged skydiver
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"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"
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Fanny like a......
Had a fanny like a skydivers mouth
taking a shit standing up into a urinal
Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.
Skydiver also known as a fiver
Arr lad I’m skint me only got a skydiver
when ur skool bans the word "skibity" so you have to use this instead
Hey bro did you brainrot when you watched that skydiver gyat sigma Ohio rizz?
*starts talking gen alpha gibberish*
Doing homework mere minutes before it is due.
"You can't keep homework skydiving like this, it's not healthy."