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Sleep, what makes the world 25% more peaceful. If you think about it, sleep is the answer to everything and one of the main reasons in life. and everyone does it! your favorite celebrities, even terrorists or your x-girlfriend. Sometimes to people, its the best thing of the day is to come home from a long day of work/school and fall/lay down on your bed and let your troubles go by.
Everyday I come home from a long day of work and just let my troubles be forgotten, and sleep.
Friend:O man I got homework to do, my parents will kill me if i don't do it!
Nas(me): Relax man, don't stress, and just take a good sleep for 2 hours or more. Do your homework in the morning when your mind is fresh.
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Teacher: So where are we?
Student: sleeping ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
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something i need (i typed this and its 1 am)
- i stayed up all night, i need sleep
- me too
What school prevents you from getting
Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class"
Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.
Teacher-"Well go to bed early"
Jimmy-"falls asleep again"
Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"
Jimmy-"dies on the inside"