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Teacher: So where are we?
Student: sleeping ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
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something i need (i typed this and its 1 am)
- i stayed up all night, i need sleep
- me too
What school prevents you from getting
Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class"
Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.
Teacher-"Well go to bed early"
Jimmy-"falls asleep again"
Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"
Jimmy-"dies on the inside"
Sleep is the ability that gives energy to to animals and humans and this ability is most commonly used at night . In order to use this ability you need to close your eyes and RELAX. everyone unlocks this ability at level 1 (at the start of life).
It is also used when someone is really tired after a long day of wanking at himself in the mirror!
-Yooo I am really tired I should probably get some sleep
-NO please keep WANKING at yourself in the mirror
-Okay
*keeps wanking*