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Amateurs. A Nantucket Sleigh Ride is when you lay your special lady face down naked. You take her by her hair and slip the heels of your fit into her arm pits You then drop down on her going deuce hole. You then hang on and enjoy the ride. Properly performed it will bring back childhood memories of taking your flexible flyer down a hill of fresh powder.
nantucket sleigh ride
sleigh ride
sexual position
new england
whaling
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Filling your partners sex orifices with cheap cat meat...which was usually off cuts of whale meat..Then performining doggy style sex whilst holding her head back via a collar arround their neck.
Alternatively....open a can of cat meat..ensuring the sides are not sharp.
Slide your stiff rod in and fuck as usual..known as an alternative nantucket sleigh ride.
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Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.
“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”
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There are several steps to completing a successful sleigh ride:
1. Do the person from behind
2. Cum on their back, being sure to smear it around a bit.
3. Take a shit on their back, right at the top.
4. Tap them on the shoulder so they become upright.
5. Watch your Nutty Cosby slide all the way down on your freshly delivered powder.
Karen and I were feeling a little squirrely last night, so I gave her a sweet San Francisco Sleigh Ride, then made her clean it up afterward.
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1:/To do something exceptionally well
2:/Some that looks (, tastes, smells, sounds, or feels) really good.
Person1: Hey try these donuts.
*person2 takes a bite*
Person2: Oh hell yeah, those donuts are sleighing.
Slay but for festivities. Derived from the words slay (meaning to kill it), and Santa's 'sleigh' that reindeer ride in. Play on words, alternate meaning to Santa's sleigh.
*It's the 23rd December*
"sleigh"