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N.KOREAN SLIP N SLIDE
A N.KOREAN SLIP N SLIDE is when you sneak into Kim Jung Un's shithole mansion and fuck his ugly ass wife while screaming" 젠장 너는 더러운 인종 차별 자야 ".
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While fucking a girl, bent over the bed, you pull out, run to the opposite wall, tag it, then run back as fast as you can. Attempt to reinsert your cock into the girl while at a full sprint. After that is acomplished, lean forward to allow your cock to fall out and slade across her back, plant your hand on the bed, then vault your body into a backhand spring, land on your feet and yell shazam!
"Wow i cant believe i pulled off a Running backhand slip n' slide!"
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A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.
"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."
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When 2 spanish people have raunchy sex on a child's slip-n-slide, while it's in use by children.
Stacey started crying when Jose' humped Mary on her front lawn.
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1. Human or, in lesser instances, animal feces found carelessly deposited on a sidewalk, parking lot, or other place where people commonly walk, originating in the notorious behavor by the homeless of San Francisco, California.
2. The act of inadvertently stepping into feces under such conditions.
“Yesterday while walking downtown, I ruined a brand new pair of shoes. I wasn’t paying attention and accidentally stepped into a San Francisco Slip n Slide.”
Shredded parts of genitalia mixed with human Blood and excrement (of all kinds) plated down on a at least somewhat smooth surface.
Jeremy was in excruciating pain after unintentionally creating a 'slip n slide from hell' of himself.
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4 or more southern Caucasians making sweaty redneck love in a steamy sauna
Heeeyy yall come join me for a redneck slip n slide down in bama