Smart

The opposite of a dumbass.

Wow you are smart.

smarting

Synonymous with hurting.

Are you still smarting from paying for that dinner?

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smarts

The term that is yelled out when pain is distributed to him or herself. Usually regarding hair that is forcefully removed.

Someone has theyre chest hair pulled out...."man, thats smarts!"

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Smart

You're not smart before you realise that you are stupid.

Because the more you know abaut one thing - The more you understand that you don't know about other things!

Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!

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Smart

Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.

Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.

Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu

Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.

Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.

Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.

Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."

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Smarts

Smarts is something that intelligent people have.

ie. What's being exported to China.

Why does our government fail?
Because we've lost our smarts.

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Smartful

One who is smart and intelligant,
A smart or intelligant remark

I am too smartful!!

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