smash

short for suck my ash

person-1 : yo buddy i saw you last night with your Cathy's friend, right??
person-2 : Yeah we had made one night stand. You know man she's really such a bitch. "The real SMASH hole in the world"
person-1 : ow, it's so awsome.
person-2 : yes guy, we wonna to take it again.

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smash

1. A crush a girl gets on another girl. The smash can be platonic, meaning that the girl wants to be friends with the girl she has a smash on.
2. The girl another girl has a crush on.
(I noticed this word in a Smith College yearbook from the 50's or 60's, so I think it started with the platonic sense.)

I've got a smash on that girl jane in my drawing class! She has the best clothes.

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smash

New code word for stealing that you can actually say in stores.

Girl 1:"Shit. That nail polish is $20!"
Girl 2:"Just smash it, silly!"
Girl 1:"No. I'm too scared, I don't want to get caught."
Girl 2:"Fucking pussy. I'll do it."

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smash

To take a really large and usually messy poop

I have to go take a smash.

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smash

Nickname for a small squeaky lil bawbag who loves cock crunchin just as much as muff munchin. Also will usually lie and sneak behind peoples backs to get his/her way and will suck so much cock just to be popular.

Ashley: Dude! I totally sucked paul off last night it was awesome!
Steve: WTF man! you are actually such a smash!
Paul: So what man he sucks like a pro!
Brian: (dreamingly)Hes everything a guy could ask for........

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smash

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing man just watched the hockey game then smashed myself.

Oh, was it a good smash?

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smash

hot attractive cute Sexy Man Actually So Hot

Oh gosh that boy is smash.

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