snapple fact

n.
-a fact found under a cap of a snapple bottle

see snapple cap

real snapple facts

#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.

#4 Slugs have four noses.

#5 Camels have three eyelids.

#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.

#8 A bee has five eyes.

#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.

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snapple cunt

An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.

The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)

Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!

Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.

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Snapple Fun

Otherwise known as some Good, Clean, Snapple Fun, this term is used whenever Snapple is used as a chaser for an alcoholic beverage One generally talks about Snapple Fun as a classy way to convey the fact that one will be spending their thursday night getting their drink on. With Snapple as a chaser, of course.

"So, what are your plans for tonight?"
"Oh, just some good, clean snapple fun"

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Snapple Black

When you are having anal sex with a prostitute and you take your member out and immediately stick in a half-drank snapple, then you kill the prostitute and all of her muscles contract, forcing her excriment into the snapple.

HOLY SHIT! you drank snapple black!??!?!

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peach snapple

The flavour of a womans 'love juice'. Often used when friends are curious about the extent of a sexual relationship.

"Hey, Bob, Does it taste like peach snapple down there?"

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Snapple Cap

Another word for facts. Used to agree with one’s statement. Comes from the fact that a bottom of a Snapple cap contains a fun fact

Miles: Yo Maggie is so hot.
Charlie: Snapple Cap. I’m going to Mac on

Snapple Fact

A word used for a fact, often random or uncalled for, you don't really give a damn about. Much like the ones found under snapple caps.

Other use:
The facts found under snapple bottles..

Abrreviation:

Snap Fact

"Did you know Jamie broke up with Kyle? She said it was because he had the herps."

"Um no... but thanks for the snapple fact"

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