Snogging

The act of burying one's nose in the genitals of another and shaking head violently while making a 'blrrrr' noise.

Man, that bitch was so freaky. She started snogging my shit all night long.

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Snog!

A Snog is when a girl (or guy depending on your taste) is giving you a rim job and in the middle she stops, grabs a funnel and some eggnog and starts to pour it into your asshole. When she is done you rip a giant fart spraying the eggnog and whatever else onto her face.

Man i want a snog!then you can have 1!!!!

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SNOG

Champagne (Sweet Nectar Of the Gods)

We will ring in the New Year with a toast and a glass of snog.

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Snog

A pignosed man sniffing a strippers asshole and the stripper proceeds to shit and he proceeds to sniff

Fuck i wanna snog your pussy

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snog

A person who is a goober snob

you are acting like such a snog!

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Snogging Scale

The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.

The Snogging Scale:

1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty

1. " So how did your date go last night?"

(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"

"Oo-er"

2. (Extract from the book)

"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."

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aqua snogging

Aqua snogging can be described as snogging under water. it appears in many movies such as romeo and juliet.

coined in Dawson/Kelly humanities 2003

kindergardener 1: ewww look at that, romeo is aqua snogging the underdeveloped juliet!
kindergardener 2: why dont you ever snog me like that?! im gonna go off and aqua snog my new boyfriend, he supports me, he as a cookie, he's gonna make me comfortably well off!
kindergardener 1: slut!