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The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.
The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition
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should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked
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One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
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The proper way to describe a member of straykids
"Have you seen stray kids?"
"No what do they look like?"
"So fucking fine its crazy!"
barru is so fucking cute and wholesome
What you say when you are getting fucked
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
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A woman that has given her last fuck and has gone insane and psychotic.
That girl is so fucking xo, I wanna be her.