Soggy Subway

A Soggy Subway is when you and the lads consensually gang bang a Subway employee/s after their shift. Then you, the lads, and the gang banged Subway employee/s go behind the Subway store and ejaculate on every peice of bread making the store a radioactive biohazard. A Soggy Subway also follows the same rules as a Soggy Biscuit, the last lad to nut in the subway employee/s must shit on their chest/s.

Subway employee: G-day lads, welcome to subway, what would you guys like?
The lads: Do you guys have any Soggy Subways in stock?
Subway employee: Yeah we do, I do. Do you guys want Jerome and Abigail to join in?
The lads: Yes please.
Subway employee: Awsome, my shift ends in an hour. Meet us out the back.
The lads: Lit.

One of the lads: Mate that Soggy Subway was soo good the other night. We nutted on soo many bread loaves there is now a national shortage.

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Soggy Doggy

When you're hitting it from behind and she squirts on your pubes, so that you have to shake it off like a wet dog.

I fucked her so hard that she gave me a Soggy Doggy

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Soggy Basketball

A perfect word to describe someone you highly dislike in the most childish way possible.

Miles: oh boy! I sure love scrolling through Reddit!

Michael: shut the fuck up you Soggy Basketball

Soggy Corndog

When a guy with foreskin has so much sex or masturbates so much that his foreskin puffs up and looks like a soggy corndog.

I was spanking it so much last night that I'm packing a soggy corndog today.

soggy shake

Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.

I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.

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soggy cannoli

When you cream pie a Italian chick

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli

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Soggy Socket

A prank you pull on your friends when you ejaculate an awkwardly large amount of semen in all of his/her electrical sockets.

Bryan, what the fuck bro?!? I haven't had power in 3 weeks because you gave me the Soggy Socket!