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-MiniMarts of shit mobile aka: T mobile. Usually spring up outside successful electronic stores that sell wireless. Mostly employs inexperienced young crackers. Like flies on shit, they buzz all around their booth stuffing shit mobile down your throat. aka hawker
"Hey lets go to sharper image."
"I don't know, look at all those prepubescent mobile solutions young boys trying to sell you shit mobile. fuck it lets go home"
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A change management programme/project/activity/task engineered to produce the status quo.
We must implement a pragmatic solution to maximise the utility derived from available resources without imposing constraints on existing infrastructure.
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"The Batman Solution" is code for an act of swift and shadowy violent vigilantism against a perpetrator of a crime or wrong that the law is insufficient or unable to deal with. The severe beat down of the perp results in society's collective satisfaction.
"Wow, did you hear what Joe Blow did to his girlfriend's little kids?"
"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".
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defined as the remedy for many of today's social ills, including over abunance of minorities. Often used in conjuction with alchoholism and fornication.
The Halo 2 player utilized Solution Six to combat his depression and irrational hatred for Blacks.
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A euphemism for Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible. See scam, conflict of interest, corporation, corporate personhood, and damn well please.
When you call Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible "Network Solutions" you may trick someone into thinking that they're legitimate.
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A youtube show that helps people with useful tips.
John: Have you seen the infinite solutions carpet cleaning quick tip?!!
Peter: Yea! It really works!
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A final solution is where you shoot her in the face and then gas her. The guy shoots his load, then farts in her face. A tasteless reference to the German Final Solution to the "Jewish Problem".
I gave my first Jew a final solution and sent her packing.
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