Forced to undergo female genital mutilation
Sadly, thousands of women are somalied every year.
Synonym: Egypted
When a woman, preferably Somali, gets several banannas launched up her vagina by a Somali man holding a pressurised cannon of some sorts
Woman 1: "Get up to anything on the weekend?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, Yusuf 'Somali Rocket Launcher'd' me, my snatch smells like bananna bread"
When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.
My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.
A somali dervish is someone of the Dhulbahante tribe
he's a somali dervish