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A slang term for an obese woman receiving oral sex. While you're chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.
(At a party)
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."
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A shot of tequila starting with licking cinnamon, taking the shot of tequila, then chasing it with an orange wedge.
"how many rusty sombrero shots did i take... i dont remember"
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A brown hat, possibly worn by a backdoor conquistador
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when you strike out 4 times in a game
Nomar gets the golden sombrero every game cause he sucks
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When the shaft of your penis swells up and looks like the rim of a sombrero around the shaft of your penis.
After a nasty hand job last night I have a Sombrero Dick.
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When you bang her in the ass, then take the truffle butter and halo it around her head.
“After I banged her asshole I gave her a dirty sombrero.
When you do cut bar coke off someone’s sweaty balls .
I just did a dusty sombrero in the bathroom with Nick.