An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.
I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.
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a hyperactive group of individuals with little to no attention span whose refusel to take medication gives birth to what society deems, randomly-obnoxious and loud.
"those spastic rejects are destroying my house." shit! they're back, i told you that the spastic rejects are just society's bastards. "good luck finding a bus short enough for those spastic rejects." "spastic rejects!" "i'll coach the retards but i refuse to see or hear that knew brand of handicapped".
Adj. Awesome and hyper, normally the person you know that has ADHD and doesn't take their medicine.
Guy: " Dude Wes just broke his leg on purpose to be on Scarred."
Chick: " lmfao, i love Wes he's so radd-spastic!"
Someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.
Jim: "Seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!"
Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."
When a person is being a spas and a cunt at the same time
"That guy is such a spastic cunt"
"I know just look at him"
A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara
Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole
Anything that is too horrific to be able to imagine
the multiple pileup was awful, bodies everywhere, like a spastic gangbang
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