spew key

a paranoid person trying to stay anonymous on the internet while believing the government is after them

he must be a spew key he is so unnatural

morbic spew

When a person or persons bombard you with stupid infuriating language, they are giving you morbic spew

hey asswipe, dont give me yer morbic spew, i will kick you to holy hell you pile of shut!!!

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spew baby

When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.

For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.

Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!

deja spew

The same information repeated meeting after meeting at work.

"Anything new at the meeting today?"

"I wish. Ted drives everyone up the walls with the same 'ole deja spew."

shits and spews

Chronic diarreah and vomiting.

Dr: I'm afraid you've got gastroenteritis
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes

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Spew Pie

When the male gets drunk and begins having sex with an ugly woman, then realizing his mistake as he's going down on her, prompting him to vomit in and around her vagina.

Last night I gave Kathy a Spew Pie!

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spew rag

Important safety device required when ingesting mouth mixers since overflows frequently result in explosive eruptions. Usually an old dishrag or t-shirt of dubious cleanliness hung on a nail within easy reach.

Dude, you shouldn't have given her that tequilla and root beer mouth mixer! We're going to need a new spew rag.

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