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Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.
Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone
Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.
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Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.
After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.
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Rapid and repeated diarrhea occuring late at night following the consumption of Bostons pizza.
"I was up all night with the Boston splats"
"I have the boston splats".
Adverb: quickly, to perform with great haste. A term used by suburban white stoners to describe the time frame in which the next round of "bakeage" should commence.
trevor: we should roll another one of those "splickety splat".
nick: okay........................bro...
Cal: dude, man....when we packin this bowl.
nick: dude, chillax im packin this shit "splickety splat".
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Where one masturbates into their hand, cupping their product in their hand to throw it at an unsuspecting individual.
I just heard that Jimmy got a good wack and splat from Tommy the other night!
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The plopping diarrhea a college student will have after a night of drinking Natural Ice.
Why the long face Jim?
Natty splats.
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