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The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!
Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!
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The best time for a section of a speedrunning attempt.
"Just got a gold split in world 1-4. Nice."
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This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.
It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.
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Woman. One who's bottom continues around the front.
We need to get some split arse in to do the typing.
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Past tense of an individual who was victim of massive head trauma inflicted by a 2nd party. i.e, Guns, Bats, or by accident.
"Yo, you heard what happend to that nigga trey? that nigga got his wig split right on the avenue, Got popped in his dome"
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To crack a muthafucka's head wide open.
If shit don't change around here, I'm gonna start splitting wigs up in this bitch!!
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To halt the laying of a cable halfway through.
"And after four days without movement, Job took up his toilet and great was his relief. But even as he released his burden there came a voice and it was the Lord. And the Lord spoke in a loud voice saying Come unto Me Job. And Job replied saying Oh God, what is it this time, for I have only just sat down. And great was the wrath of the Lord. And He commanded Job to split the winnings and come now unto Him. And great was Job's discomfort. (from 'The Book of Job',Ch.9)