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a really mean boy who farts on others
that Ryan Spooner is a real hoax
Someone so desperate for human interaction that they spoon on the street.
“Did you see Henry spooning on the street?”
“Yeah man, he really wants a cuddle”
“What a street-spooner”
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When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.
I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.
1) the erection, often unwanted and unintentional, that a man has while spooning with another female
2) the erection that results from spooning furiously
Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"
Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"
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Kayden Spooner references to someone who is a male who loves spooning other males, usually their partner or *special* friend/crush. They usually get really embarrassed when you bring it up and sometimes turns defensive and flustered.
*your at a sleepover and your two male friends are spooning*
"oh guys, your such A Kayden Spooner!"
a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning
nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house
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Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.
These men have no testicles.
That guys such a Simon Spooner!
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