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When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.
The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.
When a very hairy-chested man has gone the entire night without scoring a girl, in a last ditch attempt to get anyone's attention before the bar closes, he unbuttons the top few buttons of his shirt and shows of his sasquatch-like qualities.
This is the pick-up version of a rally cap in baseball.
Ronald: Dude, there are so many chicks here tonight but they all look taken.
Mikey: Break out your Rally-Squatch, it ALWAYS works.
Ronald: Cant tonight, I only have 5 condoms left.
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A nasty hair bitch. That looks like a god dam sasquatch.
Look at shady trying to hook up with that sue squatch. What the fuck is he thinking. She has a bigger mustache then he does
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A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair
“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker
“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”
“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”
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to have a go? have a piece of, say, an object like cake
gies a squatch of yer wine?
gies a squatch of your phone?
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Papa Squatch is a awesome individual who has his own personal style. He can sing and was given the nickname for having big feet.
Papa Squatch is the best person to be around.