A freebased marshall county "sissy" who takes it in the ass for xanax or Klonopins.
I sure am glad there was a "Daniel Squelch" in D block with us!
The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.
The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.
when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.
Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.
The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.
My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.
To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating
I need to get my daily squelching in.
The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.
Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?
Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching