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Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.
Did you hear Bryan's voice after he hit the bong?
Yeah he's totally squelched right now.
BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.
2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).
3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)
"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"
"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"
"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while
Bro, I think I have some serious squelch boot. Haven't washed in about a month
The male version of a queef. But only occurs while masturbating.
Male1: You stroke me so good girl
Female1: You like that huh
Male1: Gonna have me Squelch with that action
Female1: what the hell does that mean
When it’s raining outside and your shoe is wet, it makes that noise that causes everyone to look at you like you have autism
An onomatopoeia of the sound of a man's balls being crushed. Used primarily to indicate a feeling emasculation or otherwise general discomfort.
"Go squelch yourself" - A pejorative comment to another person, synonymous with "go f**k yourself"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"
squelch is everything. a concept, a fact, a pronoun, a noun, an adjective, and everything else. it can be used to replace any word in any sentence, and make it more powerful due to squelch. it's a concept yet squelch is everything. we exist within it.
hey dude, have you squelched today? I love squelch so much! the squelch-copter awaits! I use squelch/squelchself pronouns. SQUELCH! I love squelchy fazsquelch!