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A poo that breaks the surface of the water before it has finished leaving your arse.
Thus creating a stairway to heaven.
Christ, that's my third Stairway to Heaven in two weeks. It must be something i've ate.
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The most well constructed song for reasons none of you could ever understand... well... youll understand if you keep reading this definition... this song is called stairway to heaven played forward... giving off a peaceful hormonious feeling... but there is a verse that if played backwords will shock you all with its satanic evil messages.. all you people that love this song... i tell you now.. you are all victims to subliminal messaging
played forward:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen,
Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run,
There's still time to change the road you're on.
played backword:
Oh heres to my sweet satan,
the one whos little path would make me sad whos power is satan,
he'll bring those with him 666,
there was a little tool shed where he made us suffer sad satan.
no word of a lie you can browse the internet for stairway to heaven back masking or stairway to heaven subliminal messaging... i did not believe one word of any of this... so what i did was i downloaded the song... recorded it in sound recorder (set it soo it recorded what i played in the speakers not the mic).. then switched it to reverse and played... that section of the song will blow you away
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When a shit taken piles upon itself until it reaches out of the water of the toilet bowl.
Dude, you okay? You spent twenty minutes in there." "Yeah, but I climbed the Stairway to Heaven." "You what?" "I shat so much that my crap piled out of the water." "Gross.
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The most saddest Korean Drama I've ever seen. Stairway to Heaven rocks
WITH THE HOTTEST ACTOR!!!!! Kwon Sang Woo!!! AHHHHHCK!!!!!!!!! LURVE!!
Stairway To Heaven Crazyness
Me: Ack. Poor Jung Suh died of canser and Sung Joo is crying like hell.
Friend: OMG! How did she die? I only saw the frist and 5th episode!
Me: First, she lost her eyesight, then, she died!!! Idiot, gosh.
Friend: I know!!!! Poor Sang Joo!! He ended up playing the piano crying!!
Me: o.o LOOK AT ALL THAT STUFF YOU MADE ME SAY!!!
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stairway to heaven SUCKS! listen to some slipknot or stone sour u dumb asses
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the hair that leads to a mans penis
holy shit look you can see his stairway to heaven
When standing on an escalator going up and someone behind you stick their finger in your bum.
The other day I was minding my own business on the escalator and this chick gave me a stairway to heaven out of nowhere.