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1. a conclusion or judgment made after smoking too much marijuana and standing up from one's sedentary position
2. the altered choice to remain stationary after having smoked too marijuana and standing up with the intention of going somewhere
3. a decision made after realizing one has smoked too much marijuana and is consequently too lethargic to move
Gosh Julia, that sure was a stand-up decision we made to not go to the museum. Let's smoke some more!
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Pants specifically worn for standing or dancing when going out. If seated while wearing the Stand Up Pants, your muffin top and/or jelly rolls become much more visible. These pants also may be very tight, or the button may come undone upon the act of sitting.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants."
Could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.
Girl 1: I wish I could go talk to the guy sitting at the bar, but I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants!
Girl 2: Oh, that's too bad!
Guy: Do you wanna sit and talk?
Girl: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.
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Nickname for the Walgreen’s drive-through because the techs that work there are always tired but wired, look pathetically stressed out and are neurotic.
Let’s have a drink then head for the Stand-up Drive-through to get our pills.
When you have to use the regular (sit down) toilet to take a piss in a public restroom because all of the urinals are being used.
Wayne: All of the urinals were occupied so I had to do a stand up at the sit down.
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An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.
We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .
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A stand-up comedian sharing various, depressing personal problems instead of telling jokes.
Did you watch the latest Chris Gethard stand-up special? It wasn't stand-up comedy. It was stand-up therapy.
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A solid buisness man. Does not take any bullshit. The life of the party. Will help others in times of need. But will only do this if it benifits him in return. Would stand you up if more important matters came up.
Wow Jeb is a real stand up guy.
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