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Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .
Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.
Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...
If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.
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Placing your fist in a girls vagina/anus and then extending all your fingers open palm (as open as possible).
"He bent me over and starfished me, and now nothing else brings me pleasure." - Queen Elisabeth II
*Fists into the air, then extends all fingers* "And that's how I met your mother." - Ted Mosby
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The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.
This happens when one is extremely tired.
Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?
Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!
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Refers to a noob or person who lacks legitimate skills
Wow Jesse Fonseca is such a starfish! He doesnt even have fingers!
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A combination of starving and famished often used by children who cant pronounce the seperate words.
Little Johnny said "Mummy when is dinner im starfished!"
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A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.
Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.
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This was originated in the north east england, more specificly middlesbrough, back in the 1990's. the art of doing this foul move, involves the predator eyeing up his victim who is sleeping, then makes his move,only in stealth, one wrong move cud cost him his life, he observes his victim and waits to make the kill, patience is of the essence here,a good fisherman knows wen to go in for the kill, the victim opens his mouth in the sleep and the predator is in there like a shot, pants down...arse on his face wiv his balls...phwoar the adrenaline
"i left a cheesy shitty smell on your face whilst you were sleeping after my wonderful starfish"
"my face has a strong smell of shit and cheese after that cunt starfished me"
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