stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

grav station

A different and far sweeter name for the classic gravity bong, in which any type of bottle with a cap is placed in a bucket of water, and an open ratchet piece is melted through the plastic cap (far better than making a tin foil bowl) to make a bowl piece. Weed is placed in the ratchet, and lit while lifting the bottle out of (but not completely) the water, using gravity and water pressure to fill the bottle with smoke. When the bottle is filled, the chron-smoker pushes the bottle back into the water while inhaling, achieving a massive hit that is otherwise unachievable.

Stoner 1: Dude, Tim was walking around like Frankenstein after he hit the grav station only once last night!
Stoner 2: I know, he got so stoned off of such little weed! GBs rule
Tim: I think I'm still high from chillin with the grav station last night.

Pissing Station

A place of urination, preferably the den, and/or wishing well.

"Dude i'll open their door and piss in their den."

Den is eqivalent to pissing station in this case.

procreation station

The place where you bring girls to get some action. Should be someplace like the couch in your basement or the back seat or your car.

Guy 1: hey man you taking a trip to the station tonight?

Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!

Guy 1: nice how far you going?

Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!

hydration station

Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.

term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat

Person: "It's real hot today, but we here.. at the Hydration Station! Always stay hydrated"

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calling station

In poker, a player who often calls but seldom raises -- making him impossible to bluff but easy to beat with good cards.

"George is a calling station, so don't try to get him off his cards unless you have at least top pair."

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Gas Station

A place you go to fill your gas tank up with gasoline. You can also buy small snacks, like chips or candy or ice cream sandwiches.

We need to go to the gas station to get gas for the car and some ice cream sandwiches.

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