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A steamroller that was made in Illinois.
What did you expect?
Pervert.
Illinois steamrollers are better than normal steamrollers. Or are they? Who gives a fuck?
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The art of pooping in between a womans breast and using a quesadilla wrap to roll it up, then generally given to an unsuspecting guest.
Me: Yo Rico, man I met this bitch downtown last night and I was so fucked up she convinced me to give her a Japanese steamroller. And get this she gave it to her fuckin roommate!
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.
when a chick puts marshmallows in her pussy and they melt, and then a dude fucks her. when they are finished, she licks the marshmallow off his penis.
chris likes his alabama steamrollers. in the butt.
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A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the aforementioned defecation.
Dude 1: How come that guy is in the corner shaking?
Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.
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It is the act of grabbing your penis and putting the bottom part of your nuts on a girls vagina and take a dump on her from her vagina till you get to her head, then you drag your butt back and smear the poop while making a dysfunctional beeping noise. Extra points for farting while in "reverse" because it is like pollution from the top of a Dysfunctional Steamroller.
Brad: " Hey Ben what did you do this weekend?"
Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"
Brad: "Did what?"
Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."
Brad: "Did you pollute too?"
Ben: "Yep"
Brad: "Up top ben"
(High five slap)
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The sexual act of the male dragging his scrotum across the partners body in such a way that your nutsack acts as a steamroller on the partners body. This can be done both by starting at the legs and then steamrolling upwards toward the head or starting at the head and rolling your way down. Other fun things that can be done is performing the act after ejaculating on the partners body to act as lube or "ice on the road." The partner can also stick their tongue out for the steamroller to have a nice little hill to go over. This is named after the legendary town of Loogootee Indiana in which the act is performed daily by the locals.
"Hey Carson what happened with your step-sister Janice last night?"
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."
This is a sex move preformed near the end of sex. In this move, the male ejaculates on the partners chest or stomach. After ejaculation the male can use his testicles to spread the sperm all over the partners body.
Virgin #1 : Last night I totally gave Lisa the Alaskan Steamroller!
Virgin #2 : Radical bro!
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