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that girl with the verticly strecht face that makes her look like a girraf. also has a nice ass.
originated from the chronicles of three jokers in st. basil
look at vertical stewie shes wearing a bra today
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When one guy vomits on the another guy and then guy that has vomit on him masturbates and cums on himself.
I was at a party and a guy got naked and his friend vomited on him, he then wacked off and came all over himself. Sick shit man!!! We call it the Dirty Stewie.
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Someones whose dick is as big or larger than 15 inches. Can decimate women with ease, and with full hardness is 20 inches long.
"Damn, that guy must have a stewys dick!"
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when you will do anything to get the money or item someonw owes you. ( like in the episode of Family Guy where Brian makes a bet, loses, and stewie beats the shit out of him to get the money Brian owes him )
"Pulling a Stewie"
your at the movies
Friend: " hey will you buy me a coke and a popcorn, i blew all my money in the arcade after i bought my ticket, i'll pay you back tomorrow at work"
You: " Sure"
the next day at work
You: " dude, wheres my money, that theater food was expensive, and i need that money for lunch"
Friend: " sorry, i have the money, but i need it for lunch, i'll pay you back tomorrow ( probly won't ) "
You beat him up to get you money
the next day to another friend
You: " dude, i totally pulled a stewie with steve yesterday after i loaned him money the day before and he said he'd pay me back the next day"
other friend: " dude sweet, i wish i could have seen you kick his ass"
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trying to take over the world via nutting in everyone's faces
"hey adam"
"hey matt"
"what do you feel like doing tonight?"
"hmm, i dont know; maybe a gooey stewie?"
"alright.... but we always do"
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A terrible character on Family Guy. In seasons 1-3 the joke was that Stewie was some world-dominating genius but was only a baby, which gets severly old after a while. By season 4 he became very out-of-character and generally the joke was that he acted like an adult and unlike an infant.
Stewie Griffin: I suck!
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