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The effect you get after smoking marijuana. When you are stoned , or high as some people call it, you might feel really relaxed, laugh more than you usually do, have a greater appreciation of music, have a better sense of your senses(taste, smell, sight, ECT...), but the effects are different for everyone. Sometimes when you're stoned your eyes will get bloodshot, but this usually only common with inexperienced users. Some people say that if you smoke more marijuana you get higher, but others say they just stay the same level of high no matter how much they smoke, this is an example of it effecting everyone different. When you're stoned you usually get the munchies.This is one of the reasons marijuana is legally given to people.Since you're usually more relaxed stoned you might get extremely sleepy, but usually there is a sudden awakeness after smoking. This is another reason is it is given to people with insomnia or other sleeping disorders. You usually get paranoid while stoned, but some people don't though.
I want to get stoned.
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A state of enlightenment achieved by inhaling the green air of happiness.
"Dude I feel like a penguin... OH MY GOD DUDE I AM A PENGUIN!"
I am so stoned I just singed my hair with the lighter. I will have to wear a hat tomorrow.
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the feeling which accompanies large consumption of cannabis. 'Stoned' refers to the body high that comes from it which honestly feels like you have a couple tons of stones laying on top of oneself; thusly, one is unable to get up off the couch.
Friend-'What the FUCK are we watching!!!' Me- 'I have no clue but i'm just too STONED to get up for the remote'
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The smoking of canabis in high quantitys will get you stoned/high. If too much is taken user may "whitey" in which they turn pale and throw up. Bongs are used in getting one "stoned" in some parts. These can get these users on a "fucked up high". I am using a Killa Bong at the moment =P
When you're so stoned you sit on websites that you found by typing "im so fucking stoned" into google, and then feeling your head go tingly whilst listening to "trippy shit" by "Infected Mushroom". He or she may then have a shower and then fall asleep in an odd position whilst watching wierd late night telly.
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You feel like you’re in a dream, like nothing bad can happen. Imagine you are as happy as Alice in Wonderland. You are also very hungry, and will want to enjoy the “Munchies”. You also look like a chink and your eyes might be red. Haha. You will get tired, but its ok cause sleep feals really good. You might think video games are hella fun but you just cant seem to keep up with the person, and do bad, it like you are trying to win a big race. Music sounds hella good. Songs by The Beatles (like I Want You (She’s So Heavy)). And Bob Marley is hella good and trippy songs. Its pretty much the most wonderful feeling in the world.
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*way past high!!
*being stoned after intoxication of high quality (H.Q.)marijuana is a state of mind where...
-time skips,
-laughing is impossible to resist,
-evrything is like a dream,
-you get big time munchies,
-usually be paranoid that your porch lights are cops,
-everything is an amazing expieience,
-riddles and math confuse the hell out of you,
-first timers expierience the fear of being stoned forevr,
-but remember just enjoy it bcause i will soon end.
aka...
-baked
-zooted
-fried
alex was so stoned that he layed down and cryed
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A form of capital punishment in which the criminal is pelted with stones until dead. In Judaism and Muslim cultures, stoning is administered as atonement for sins such as adultery, murder, and prostitution.
"...there is (a punishment) of one hundred lashes and then stoning (to death)." Extract from Kitab Al-Hudud (Islamic Traditions)
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