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A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work
Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer
Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience
a man who shoves random stuff in his penis hole
man 1: yo person is a storage shafter, he put 2 oreos in there
man 2: do you think he could fit 3
man 1: maybe
An example of an e-commerce website building platform.
It helps to create a larger flow of net profit and reduce cash outflows by informing user what is best to purchase or invest more into. Helps break down profit margins and increase productivity.
Man: “If you want to grow and expand your business, you gotta use a geothermal storage system! My business grew in only a matter of weeks!”
Man 2: “No way bro, I gotta get this downloaded now!”
Storage that is tailored to the needs of people and businesses who live in an urban environment, like London.
Who dem new guys f*ckin sh*t up in storage? Oh that's HOLD, the new urban self storage people
a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.
b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a cheap self storage facility for your belongings
c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.
If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the storage space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage a storage space for your belongings is now your problem.
The cookie that Stephen stores in the upper part of his mouth while he is performing a magic trick that involves drinking milk
Stupid Stephen, I saw your storage cookie. You suck at magic.
some really weird kink my daddy told me about where a girl (or any submissive) gets buried alive and gets a feeding tube in her mouth and one out her ass a la Human Centipede after a long, arduous process of dehumanization.
my daddy told me about deep storage kinks and now I can't sleep at night.