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When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.
Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"
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when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.
"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"
Post both bullish and bearish tweets so that when it goes the correct way you appear smart and gain followers
Puru is always hedged, he plays the fintwit straddle perfectly
He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief
A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.
Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.
A lesbian.
She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).
A sex position in which a man sits on a woman's face while she sucks his testicles. He then proceeds to masturbate into the woman's hair.
I straddled her last night and it was amazing!