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When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.
Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"
Straddle, straUddle, straddlE
Straddle, straUddle, straddlE
A lesbian.
She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).
Post both bullish and bearish tweets so that when it goes the correct way you appear smart and gain followers
Puru is always hedged, he plays the fintwit straddle perfectly
when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.
"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"
A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.
Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.
He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief